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Referring to Moore, the Republican candidate for United States Senator in Alabama who has been accused of having inappropriate sexual relations with several teenage girls when he was in his 30s, Jost said, "Now I'm not saying he's guilty, but his naughty little cowboy outfit is screaming it". (It was, as Haddish glided through Weekend Update just to show it off).

Saturday's cold open, which lately is nearly always a sketch starring Alec Baldwin as Trump, opted instead to feature Beck Bennett as Vice-President Mike Pence confronting politician Roy Moore (played by Mikey Day) after reports of Moore's alleged sexual harassment and assault to minors.

"It's been a insane week", Cecily Strong's newest SNL character said, rolling onto the Weekend Update set with a stray receipt on her face and frantic glint in her eye. "If you got your thing-thing out and she's got all her clothes on, you're wrong", Haddish said. "You're in the wrong".

Cecily Strong also showed up as Claire, an exasperated human resources worker, tasked with interviewing Jost to see if he understands what constitutes acceptable workplace behavior. "Why does it have to be on the quiz?"

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"You passed", Claire told Jost.

Strong: "Yes, I find that it cleanses me". She also used a prop doll to demonstrate where "your penis should be" at work (answer: never out of your pants).

"I'm going to say (A)", Jost replied. "When talking to a co-worker in the office, where should you keep your (privates)?"

Strong's Claire commends the anchor: "Yes, (it) never needs to be out of your trousers at work". But it doesn't really. "But I'm sure I'll be back next week and the week after that, forever and ever because all of this isn't just a scandal. It's actual reality for half the population".



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